Comments on: The Posts are a Lot More Fun to Write When I Can Actually Remember Everything That Happened

By: caropal

caropal — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:11:27 +0000

I can’t tell if that means there is more hope in me eventually seducing him, or absolutely no hope at all.

Probably the latter. Dammit.

By: Charles "IT Guy"

Charles "IT Guy" — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:19:56 +0000

Katie you’re forgetting that the Beaver that Beth shot and dyed white to make the hat also didn’t think the hat was so fabulous.

By: Charles "IT Guy"

Charles "IT Guy" — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:11:26 +0000

WTF Jack doesn’t carry M.A.C.?

In NYC you can’t be caught with anything else but M.A.C. in your purse!

By the way that’s not Chanel No. 5…give Jack some credit it’s actually Stetson.
He’s not bothered that no one else has worn it in 18 years and that it’s a brokeback mountain cologne.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:03:13 +0000

In his man-purse, right next to his Cover Girl powder and his trial size Chanel No. 5.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:01:08 +0000

All that matters is that YOU like the sweater. And if you want to own it in several different colors, you go ahead and wear all them with confidence. I will not judge you, for I only own black shirts and jeans.

Also, no one but Charles thinks the hat is anything but amazing.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:57:51 +0000

I’m totally going to be one of those old women with sagging earring holes now. AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:34:11 +0000

So, where does Jack hide his tampon? (Man License revoked!)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:31:50 +0000

Hey! I actually got a compliment on that sweater…. And, yes, the hat, well, i like a warm head when i go out drinking in 15F weather.

Sarah Palin might look good in camo-moose, but i can rock a trapper hat better than she ever could.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:26:05 +0000

I can only imagine what that was in reference to.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:25:16 +0000

I would totally wear 2 and 3.

Just sayin’.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:22:34 +0000

Not only did Jack NOT get us drunk, but he put more moves on his grilled salmon than on any of us girls.

I don’t know what kind of shit goes down in Texas, but you know there are no apartments with ceiling fans in NYC. We’re lucky if we have windows.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:02:31 +0000

Dangly earrings! Dangly earrings!

By: Patty

Patty — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:39:30 +0000

oh. my.

By: Charles "IT Guy" Robinson

Charles "IT Guy" Robinson — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:26:53 +0000

Please tell Beth that her sweaters are soooooo trendy.
I think these are also her style:

Sweater 1
Sweater 2
Sweater 3

Hey Beth you look like Sarah Palin on a Moose hunting trip with that hat on!…Thanks but no thanks.

By: Charles "IT Guy" Robinson

Charles "IT Guy" Robinson — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:13:17 +0000

Jack should be ashamed of himself.
He doesn’t respect what’s written in the book “Man Law”.
This is a clear violation of our law, so Jack is no longer male (as if he ever was male).

If I was out with you ladies I would have gotten all of you highly intoxicated.

There’s no reason to act a fool sober. I hope I never hear of another instance of this happening.
You know if I was there, by midnight all of us would have been doing tequila shots.

You would have known that you had a amazing time the next day by one (or all three) of the following:

-the large number of extremely blurry pictures on your camera

-huge hangover

-the fact that you can’t explain how your panties got stuck on the ceiling fan.
(But with the huge Cheshire Cat grin on Kamran’s face, you don’t really care how they got up there)