Comments on: This Would Never Have Happened in Ohio

By: Unapologetically Mundane » The Week of Tracey’s Wedding Minus the Wedding Itself

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:17:11 +0000

[...] out every day and eating only half as many quesadillas as I would’ve liked made me lose the FIVE INCHES I needed to in order to fit into the lovely black satin and tulle bridesmaid’s dress [...]

By: Unapologetically Mundane » Eating Crumbs Cupcakes Helped Me Fit Into This Dress, and They Can Help YOU, Too!

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:34:59 +0000

[...] it’s excellent to hear, since I now have exactly ten days before I need to have lost all five inches to fit into this dress for my best friend, Tracey’s [...]

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:31:37 +0000

And you are my hero, for you do things like allow all of your pets to puke on you in succession.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:50:42 +0000

There’s a Gristedes two blocks away, an Amish Market six blocks away, and a D’Ag alllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way down the street. And I’m not willing to exert energy for my low-carb ice cream.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:35:56 +0000

Our band needs a song called “Dress Mess”, huh? Catchy.

I only blame it on you for the dramaaaaaaaaah.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:34:30 +0000

You have brought joy into my life again. You owe me nothing.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:33:02 +0000

My boss offered to buy me a tapeworm for once the food poisoning subsides. I’m going to pretend to not be offended.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:30:41 +0000

If I had proper direction control over my vomit, you can bet that’s where it would’ve landed. And not on my own shoes instead.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:27:02 +0000

Bitch, next time I see you, it’s YOU I’m puking on.

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:57:10 +0000

1.) Gristedes, pfft. D’Agostino’s is the only way to go. Well, I mean, unless you venture up and east enough to shop exclusively at The Vinegar Factory.

2.) Amazing, Katie. I am so pleased by this story. It better be true.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:17:15 +0000

There is nothing small about your life.

Oh, God, best description of Katie ever.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:24:09 +0000

Katie Ett is my hero, for she does things like puke on fussy little ladies.

There is nothing small about your life.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:07:52 +0000

When are you going to stop blaming this dress-mess on me? Someone I know told me exactly which one to get.

I mean, uh, sorry you’re sick! Love you!

By: Clarke

Clarke — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:51:39 +0000

I’m was very worried you weren’t going to vomit on anyone, but am very pleased you did. Sorry I’ve been a slacker on commenting. You’re way ahead of me.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:56:51 +0000

It’s so strange that I posted an entry about food just after you. Or perhaps not so strange, because I only ever write about food and purging, anyway.

Here’s to hoping you stay sick until March, right?

By: caropal

caropal — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:35:25 +0000

Please tell me this actually happened. Because, if it did, I’m pretty sure that my mind would EXPLODE with happiness, and it would take a DAMN LOT to bump you from my Most Favoritist lit.

By: Sonya

Sonya — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:24:37 +0000

I think you are my hero… but just a little :)