Comments on: You Can Take My Childhood, but You’ll Never Take My FREEDOM

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:14:45 +0000

But come on, that baby is TRYING TO CANNIBALIZE HER DAD. That’s at least a LITTLE hardcore, right?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:30:47 +0000

Maybe it’s just because I’ve been following you for a while and know you pre-baby and post-baby, but somehow diaper coupons and regurgitated milk are charming when you talk about them.

Or maybe, yeah, your pre-baby and post-baby life are very much the same but with bigger boobs.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:23:42 +0000

Hey, thanks. I’m a little weirded out about missing this the few times I’ve been to Essex, but I’ll keep a look out next time with your recommendation.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:22:00 +0000

I feel very cool when you give me an address that inexplicably-to-everyone-else has the words Stall No. 16 in it and I understand why.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:20:52 +0000

Thank god EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW is having kids so all the you-have-to-have-children-to-be-happy cult can occupy themselves with babies and leave me alone for a while.

That dessert was mind-blowing.

By: Charles "IT Guy"

Charles "IT Guy" — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:30:33 +0000

Your necklace wasn’t nearly enough to offset the baby eating nose cuteness.

The baby eats nose thing is a classic (been around since the early 1960′s I believe, lol)

To effectively counter such an awesome move like that you would need to have gone to the extreme and have taken out a “Rambo: First Blood” knife and plunge it into your thigh.
Then while your wound is gushing (and don’t you dare cry) start yelling, “Yeah I’m BadAss, what about you?”

By: Karinya

Karinya — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:50:02 +0000

Yeah. My newest hobby is couponing. I get especially excited about diaper coupons.

I am also not bothered by going out in public with regurgitated milk on my shirt and I’ve been known to sniff a crotch (to check for diaper freshness!) in restaurants.

Buuuut I was never really cool to begin with.

By: Mr. Used Underpants

Mr. Used Underpants — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:03:53 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopsins

By: Mr. Used Underpants

Mr. Used Underpants — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:03:26 +0000

The Diner I spoke of was Shopsin’s:
Stall No. 16, 120 Essex Street

By: The Clothes Horse

The Clothes Horse — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:01:48 +0000

That dessert looks awesome.
Life changes with kids. It’s for some and not for others. I keep saying I don’t want any, but my parents are convinced I’ll change my mind when I’m a little older…we’ll see.