I Only Named Your Picture Boob Bows, Tracey, So I’d Get More Hits from People Looking for Porn

Filed under all of my friends are prettier than i am

Happy birthday to my beautiful, successful, selfless, best-listener-ever of a best friend, Tracey, who has wrapped her naughty bits up in present form for your gift-giving convenience:


Although it wouldn’t make much sense for you to give her herself for her birthday.
But you get the idea.

I loooooooooove you, Trax, and I regret every minute we’re apart. Except when I know you’re making the squeaky eye noise in the morning.

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  1. Mr. Used Underpants says:

    Do you have to give them as a set or can you give them individually? Cuz, ya know… my birthday IS coming up soon and I figure one is bigger than the other.

  2. Tracey says:

    And you know I make the squeaky eye noise EVERY morning. And I think of you when I do it.

    Love you, too!

  3. Squeaky eye noise is soooooooooooooo hot.
    It’s way sexier than both obsessive knuckle cracking and weird butt sounds!!