Comments on: The Best Christmas Present Possible, Just in Time for My Two-Week Trip to the Farm http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/ An NYC Blog About a Girl Who's Entirely Unembarrassed to be Fascinated by the Boring Tue, 22 May 2012 00:53:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Tracey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17153 Tracey Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:38:15 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17153 Totally. Just like how we lorded over the geeks in band in high school. Totally. Just like how we lorded over the geeks in band in high school.

]]> By: spaghedeity http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17140 spaghedeity Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:21:48 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17140 Not if he gift-wraps the HIV in a condom! Safety first! Not if he gift-wraps the HIV in a condom! Safety first!

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17136 plumpdumpling Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:55:50 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17136 Except maybe in a blood-spattered apron, like I usually do. Except maybe in a blood-spattered apron, like I usually do.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17134 plumpdumpling Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:53:17 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17134 Oh, crap, do you think my sudden need for games is an indication that life is weighing too heavily on me? That I'm unable to cope with the harshness of winter in this barren city and am doing anything I can to escape Jesus, Aaron, thanks for bringing this up right before my vacation. Now how am I supposed to enjoy the 84 hours of straight MarioKarting I had planned with Tracey when I get to Ohio tomorrow? Kamran's giving you HIV, just for that. Oh, crap, do you think my sudden need for games is an indication that life is weighing too heavily on me? That I’m unable to cope with the harshness of winter in this barren city and am doing anything I can to escape Jesus, Aaron, thanks for bringing this up right before my vacation. Now how am I supposed to enjoy the 84 hours of straight MarioKarting I had planned with Tracey when I get to Ohio tomorrow?

Kamran’s giving you HIV, just for that.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17133 plumpdumpling Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:36:58 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17133 Oh, weird, I didn't see this comment before and just thought that was an accent next to the A up there. Like you wanted it to be pronounced hen-rie-ett-AHHH. Maybe they don't have to be twins, though. Maybe I'll discover mine is a rooster and name it Henry, and then when we meet up to play on our matching DSs, they'll have chicken sex and make little chick coinpurses to fit in our hen handbags. Oh, weird, I didn’t see this comment before and just thought that was an accent next to the A up there. Like you wanted it to be pronounced hen-rie-ett-AHHH.

Maybe they don’t have to be twins, though. Maybe I’ll discover mine is a rooster and name it Henry, and then when we meet up to play on our matching DSs, they’ll have chicken sex and make little chick coinpurses to fit in our hen handbags.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17132 plumpdumpling Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:30:34 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17132 Too bad all I can think of when I hear that name is Mister Rogers. And too bad that while I was searching for an awesome Henrietta Pussycat clip to link you to, I found <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqgpl3T0q8Q" rel="nofollow">this</a>. And will have that damned song stuck in my head all night. Still, it's things like that that make me really appreciate the Internet. Too bad all I can think of when I hear that name is Mister Rogers. And too bad that while I was searching for an awesome Henrietta Pussycat clip to link you to, I found this. And will have that damned song stuck in my head all night.

Still, it’s things like that that make me really appreciate the Internet.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17131 plumpdumpling Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:28:15 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17131 OMG, I didn't even think of that. We're such gods among middle-aged ladies. OMG, I didn’t even think of that. We’re such gods among middle-aged ladies.

]]> By: meredith http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17104 meredith Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:38:51 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17104 There's probably no better way for you to gather eggs from the chicken coop to bring them inside... There’s probably no better way for you to gather eggs from the chicken coop to bring them inside…

]]> By: spaghedeity http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-17023 spaghedeity Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:14:58 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-17023 A Wii? You've conquered the gaming industry in a matter of weeks. So what's Kamran getting me for Christmas? A Wii? You’ve conquered the gaming industry in a matter of weeks.

So what’s Kamran getting me for Christmas?

]]> By: Kelly http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-16811 Kelly Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:39:40 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-16811 Jesus, I'm a dumbass. I got so twitterpated I hit enter and posted my unfinished comment. Right then. Ahem. HENRIETTA'S TWIN!!!!!!!! See, it's all part of my diabolical plan to be just like you. I got the hen purse <i>in advance</i>, you see, because I <i>knew</i> you would get one eventually, since you found out about them first and all. Or whatever... Jesus, I’m a dumbass. I got so twitterpated I hit enter and posted my unfinished comment.

Right then.

Ahem.

HENRIETTA’S TWIN!!!!!!!!

See, it’s all part of my diabolical plan to be just like you. I got the hen purse in advance, you see, because I knew you would get one eventually, since you found out about them first and all.

Or whatever…

]]> By: Kelly http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-16810 Kelly Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:37:00 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-16810 HENRIETTA' HENRIETTA’

]]> By: Tracey http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-16744 Tracey Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:36:19 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-16744 I am sooo in love with that thing. You'll be the most popular girl at Archiver's with it. I am sooo in love with that thing. You’ll be the most popular girl at Archiver’s with it.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-16735 plumpdumpling Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:11:30 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-16735 Also, Adam will be getting you the hen purse, as well, because he has absolutely no imagination. Also, Adam will be getting you the hen purse, as well, because he has absolutely no imagination.

]]> By: plumpdumpling http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-16733 plumpdumpling Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:09:07 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-16733 Meanwhile, I'm getting him nothing but generic gift cards. Meanwhile, I’m getting him nothing but generic gift cards.

]]> By: Sonya http://unapologeticallymundane.com/2008/12/17/the-best-christmas-present-possible-just-in-time-for-my-two-week-trip-to-the-farm/comment-page-1/#comment-16709 Sonya Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:20:16 +0000 http://unapologeticallymundane.com/?p=139#comment-16709 Wow!!! Kamran knows you so well!! Wow!!! Kamran knows you so well!!

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