Comments on: Aaron Spits in the Face of His Fellow Man

By: Unapologetically Mundane » Sooooo Many Photos of Me and a Boy You Barely Know

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:28:41 +0000

[...] on the Staten Island Ferry (post spitting on that guy), sticking his tongue out at our symbol of American [...]

By: caropal

caropal — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:24:09 +0000

It’s still the background of my phone! HaHA, win!

By: Patty

Patty — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:02:51 +0000

Now I see why all the women in LJ land are in love with this boy. He is pretty adorable in his embarrassment.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:50:45 +0000

Awesome!: “The New York City Medical Examiner in a written affidavit has stated that he is virtually certain the debris contains human remains.”

I have to know: how far away from the landfill does Jack live?

Moist homelessperson pants are the reason the term “swamp crotch” was invented.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:13:36 +0000

Please see: the episode of “I Love Lucy” where she and Fred ride the Staten Island Ferry to help him overcome his seasickness.

You know, now that I mention it, I don’t think you have any frame of reference for “I Love Lucy”. I sure didn’t up until about a year ago. I really feel like Kamran is tearing us apart.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:10:40 +0000

Oh, there was a camera photo, but it was anything but bad, Ithinkyou’dagree.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:50:38 +0000

I agree, he needs more rides on the ferry because it would be a shame for him to forever associate it with accidentally spitting on a stranger.

The association should be that the Staten Island Ferry is the place where he purposefully projected bodily fluids onto strangers. Anything less would be an insult to the ferry’s namesake, which, after all, is home to one of the largest garbage dumps in the world.

40 trips might be a problem, though. I can only think of 6 more – 8 if you want to include the humours, and 9 if he can accept a specimen from a woman.

But maybe I’m missing the point. Rather than being about bodily fluids, maybe it’s about projecting onto a stranger something vile and only allowed to be carried onto airlines in quantities not exceeding 3 ounces. In that case, you can keep my 9 bodily fluids (since they are easy to conceal). The remaining items can be easily obtained from any place where stagnant water can be found: pot holes, subway tracks, and the pants of homeless people.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:05:57 +0000

Now you have to take him on the ferry about 40 more times while he’s there so that his experience of the ferry isn’t associated with that incident!

By: caropal

caropal — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:51:15 +0000

I require a bad camera-photo of the two of you sent to my phone. It’s only fair.