Fake-Birthday Party Photo Extravaganza!

Filed under all of my friends are prettier than i am, holidays don't suck for me, par-tay

Guess whose fake-birthday party was Friday night.


NOT YOURS!

Guess who was drunk?

EVERYONE! But especially:


LaChantee!


Jack!


Kamran, who describes this picture as “good sweaty”!


Emily, Beth, and Jessica!


Bridgette, who doesn’t actually drink much and therefore still manages to look pretty!


Owen-who-is-Australian-and-therefore-always-looks-like-this!


Jeff, who looks way badasser in this hat than Jack does!


Jessica’s friend Alex–yeah, the one making the face–who luckily doesn’t know me and won’t know to give me a hard time about posting this!


Chris, who humped Jessica’s friend Alex all night!


of course, Sonya!


but most of all me! So much so that I apparently talked about it all night! That must have been really fun for everyone else, eh?!

Preeeeeeeeeetty much the best time ever. And all in fake-honor of me.

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11 Comments

  1. kylie says:

    remind me to never get drunk around you! i don’t want my stupid drunk face plastered on the internet!

  2. spaghedeity says:

    Effing Owen should just go home. There’s only room enough for one Australian in your life: me. Oh, and Elise. But we all agree that she pales in comparison to me, so it doesn’t count.

    • How funny that we would’ve never met had it not been for Elise, and now we could so easily cast her aside and forget she ever existed. Except that we both have the boobie bagel picture set as our desktop wallpaper.

  3. Jack says:

    What?! I look way more bad ass in that hat than Jeff!

  4. caropal says:

    And why was I not invited?!

  5. Kim says:

    Oh hell yeah with the drunken glow. I love it. We have really got to hang out. You’d be such the perfect subject for so many of my drunken photoshoots.

    • That is not a glow. That is sweaty, sloppy embarrassment. But yes, I think I’d serve as the perfect juxtaposition to your high class gold lamé dress, so invite me over, dammit.