Don’t worry. The tights are only for Sonya.

Filed under creepy boyfriend obsession, holidays don't suck for me, par-tay

This is how I feel right now.

Luckily, tomorrow night is my dance-a-thon fake-birthday party with all of my co-workers, and I’m pumped to see someone get down in a way so awful we’ll all still remember it come Monday morning. And I’m expecting that that person to be me.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my friend Sonya and I are off to buy some gold lamé tights for the occasion.

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  1. megan says:

    1. i like his shirt.
    2. i wish i lived in nyc so i could totally dance party with you. i think you’d be the most fun ever.

    • 1. Can you believe he won’t wear that shirt out in public?
      2. Agreed! We’d have a ridiculous time together. Although you’d plan a really cute outfit, and I’d have to throw a drink on you as soon as we got there to ruin it. I’m sorry, but that’s just how it has to be.

      • megan says:

        1. he’s ridiculous. tell him he’d get soo many compliments. or at least comments..
        2. haha, if that’s the way it has to be, then that’s the way it has to be. i’ll be sure to have a dry cleaner on retainer. ;) well, then again, i don’t own anything that needs to be dry cleaned.. so throw away!

  2. caropal says:

    Why does Kam have to be so flipping adorable?

  3. Kim says:

    Can I come?
    I have a gold lame DRESS. Which is far less whorey than it sounds. I like to wear it with black tights.
    Happy belated. Also your boyfriend is adorable. As if you didn’t know.

    • No, no, I’m pretty sure it’s not any less whorey than it sounds. But your whoriness is what keeps the invites comin’, Kimmy.

      Thank you and thank you on behalf of him. Now don’t get anywhere near him in that dress or I’ll pull it right off of you a la Manny and Paige at the “Degrassi” senior prom.

  4. Corey says:

    Is that unicorn pooping candy?

    PS. I fell off of the internet amid job scrambling and wedding hoo-ha, but I came back mostly because I missed you. And so I stalked you down until I found you. (I hope that’s not any creepier-sounding than I’m faux-intending it to be.)

    The end.

    -Corey


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