But it isn’t crap. It’s my life.

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In this week’s New York magazine, Mario Batali says, “When people ask, ‘How are you, man?’ I say, ‘Life is a constant source of joy, every breath a gift!’ And they say, ‘Fuck you,’ because it sounds like crap. But it isn’t crap. It’s my life.”

Samesies, Mario Batali. Samesies.


  1. June says:

    Oh man. I’m not feeling you or Mr. Orangeclogs.

    Life is a constant source of crap. Every breath is a fuck.

  2. Adam says:

    After reading your post, I now have Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah stuck in my head. It has dislodged the theme song from “I Dream of Jeannie”, thankfully, but I fear that’s only temporary.

  3. Charles "IT Guy" Robinson says:

    I’ve had the theme to Shaft playing in my head since 1979.

    Katie you have inspired me to blog. I put up my site last week I’ll shoot you the url a little later.

  4. paige lipari says:

    my friend Madeleine and I both have a bizzaro crush on Mario Batali. No joke. We talk about it A LOT.

    I think the jollynesss is a big part of the attraction…