Comments on: The Longest Post Ever Written About Someone’s Trip to Ohio

By: Kaci

Kaci — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:59:16 +0000

The poop montage is my favorite! I love the strapping it in part….

By: Karinya

Karinya — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:24:10 +0000

I have like seven baby-free minutes every day when I can go online and see what the rest of the world is up to, and what do I do? Look at pictures of other babies butts exploding and laugh way too loudly. My life – both real and online – revolved around poop these days.

Also, yay harvest time. My farming achilles heel is that – unlike your dad – I can’t fix ANYTHING. I get all retarded around machinery.

By: Nicole M

Nicole M — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:31:37 +0000

Seeing High School folks through your blog = awesomeness!

Thanks! Keep this up and I so won’t have to go to my 10 year reunion (!!!!). Simply forget the fact that you all were a year behind – or ahead – of me.

By: diana

diana — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:26:14 +0000

wtf…my california senses are numb from that…

By: suzified

suzified — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:03:28 +0000

No…I just recognized him from your blog…and I felt like I’d seen him before, so I made my move.

I had no idea that people harbored such feelings towards Adriatico’s. The dough/cheese/grease combo is delicious. Oh, Pokey Stix. Did you know Gumby’s is a chain? Maybe there is one near you…

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:20:15 +0000

What do you mean “after all”?!?!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:19:31 +0000

Okay, now you really have to do this. Tell him to make me look like Mickey Mouse if he wants to.

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:16:00 +0000

Wait, you know Jonathan? Or you just know him because he’s the creepy guy at Ladies 80s EVERY WEEK, humping all sorts of girls in my absence? I appreciate the plug, either way.

It’s Adriatico’s, and I’m glad to hear you eat there already. What’s the deal with so many people hating it? Even one of my NYC friends who went to OSU for college talks about how much it sucks every time she sees me. You know what else I miss? GUMBY’S. The night when they have buy one, get one free Pokey Stix–brilliant.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:07:11 +0000

Agreed! But of course she called me early this week and reminded me that since she didn’t have a chance to review my photos before I left Ohio, I’d have to be extra-judicious in my choosing which to post. But of course I wasn’t.

By: suzified

suzified — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:12:55 +0000

I totally name-dropped you the other night to the boy in your ladies 80s pictures. I asked him if he knew he was famous. He did not. I’m just trying to generate more traffic for your blog.

So I’m also curious, what is this pizza joint that only you like? I tend to only eat HoundDog’s and Adriattico’s but am looking to expand in the business of pizza-eating.

By: Emily

Emily — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:26:05 +0000

First of all, I totally want to be a part of your eyebrow gang, but alas, my eyebrows don’t really look like yours.

Secondly, it isn’t about the refusal to pluck – I go weeks or months without plucking sometimes – it’s about the fact that your eyebrows have the same shape, and both of you even have that diagonal part in that one place. Admit it: you secretly sculpt your eyebrows to be twins.

Thirdly, I’ll have you know that all the comments on your blog are wreaking havoc on my Blackberry.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:37:38 +0000

Did I ever tell you about the time the makeup artist on Ten Years Younger told a woman to stop plucking her eyebrows because thicker eyebrows are a sign of youth?

I felt so validated in my refusal to pluck.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:33:53 +0000

Well, my artist skills are a little lacking. Maybe I can describe Rocco in detail to Dan and have him draw something up.

I don’t think he would be at all uncomfortable with that. We might all end up looking like Disney characters or comic book heroes. Would you be okay with that?

By: caropal

caropal — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:01:01 +0000

I can’t get over how awesome Tracey’s expressions are. The last photo is priceless.

By: caropal

caropal — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:57:54 +0000

Oh god – pumpkin ice cream? Maybe Ohio is worth visiting after all…

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:43:23 +0000

This past weekend! OMG, you coulda totally gay-danced with us and sang one of the many Dashboard karaoke songs they always have, Mike!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:42:12 +0000

I thought so, too! That was one of the major experiences of the week (our friendship?), and now I have to picture it entirely in my head. Maybe you could storyboard the whole evening for us?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:34:57 +0000

I hope you don’t secretly do a bunch of work on your eyebrows, or my comment below might offend you a bit.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:31:24 +0000

Eww, totally creepy!

Don’t tell Tracey I told you this, but while most gangs require you to get jumped (or sexed!) in, all you have to do to join ours is let your eyebrows grow to forest-like proportions and never comb them.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:27:20 +0000

It’s a crazy place, mama. A wild woman like yourself would fit right in.

P.S. Now that I have super-short hair, every time I think about how much easier my life is, I think of you and yours.