Comments on: Yo, who wants to be my date to see a couple of Canadian lesbos?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:46:19 +0000

Dear Clay:

Have you heard Mrs. Children lately? They’re a different band and not in a good way. But I really want to listen to that EP now.

As romantic as the “I’m not unfaithful” line is, I don’t think it has anything to do with me. Sorry to spoil the threesome you and your wife were planning.

My Irish friends are still at home with my parents. One of these days, I’ll admit that I’m going to be here for a while and move all of my stuff to my apartment. In the meantime, my dad’s enjoying Joyce.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:29:16 +0000

That’s 10 minutes from my hometown! I wonder if I was there the same day you were; we probably passed each other, and I was probably like, “Whoa, there’s a non-white person here!”

Do you remember what you ate? That’s the only reason to go, really.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:09:34 +0000

If I could wear a mullet like that, you know I would. Except that while it’s obviously ironic on them, everyone would sort of expect it from me.

I know it’s the Canadian part that really pisses off misanthropic you.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:23:08 +0000

I don’t know if the gift opening was quick so much as really really late at night.

(And IN MY BED!)

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:57:36 +0000

Rilo Kiley is Bright Eyes with a girl singer! Don’t attempt to think otherwise!

I really enjoy the protest image, though. Especially since I’m picturing my roommate in his western shirt and hoodie standing next to you in your Jackie O. jacket and scarf tied just so.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:49:03 +0000

Your blog needs pictures so I could make one of my co-workers work some Photoshop magic right about now.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:48:07 +0000

I can’t help it that unknown bands are better than known bands. It’s just the way the world works, and I’m sorry for you that you continue to attempt to love popular music despite it going against the laws of physics.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:42:09 +0000

Of course you do. They’re required listening, right?

I don’t know if you’re allowed to have Tegan or not, ’cause I don’t know which is which. I want the manlier one. As in the one walking around the hallways in this video. Does that work for you?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:26:37 +0000

Oh, shit! This is why I like to take my gift-opening slowly. I’ve already forgotten that those were birthday gifts and not just I-love-you-Katie gifts and am totally expecting more from you come October 9th.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:51:46 +0000

Dear Katie:

First, you gave me Mrs. Children, and I broke my back for you.

And now, you give me “I’m not unfaithful, but I’ll stray.”

Whatever did you do with your framed Irish authors, anyway?

By: Kim

Kim — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:11:58 +0000

Funny, that’s pretty much my ultimate nightmare concert as well.
Even more so if Bright Eyes was included. And, er, Tegan and Sara.

I’d prob be stoned to death if I wandered through a gentrification protest.

I try to make up for it all by loving Rilo Kiley and Handsome Furs, but, most people roll their hipster eyes at me anyway.

By: Nastassia

Nastassia — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:35:32 +0000

Whoa.
I just noticed the ribbons on the potatoes in your banner say Circleville Pumpkin show on them!!!
I totally went there when I attended OSU and my city-self just couldn’t believe that such a place ACTUALLY existed in real life!
….aaaanndd now I realize I only really comment on your blog when I’m too delirious to sound even remotely sane.

By: Erin

Erin — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:07:29 +0000

Oh. Man. Katie. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT T&S.

Both of them need to be my girlfriend. Maybe if they saw me with you they’d get all jealous and want to get with me?

Would you take a punch from Tegan if it meant I got to make out with her?

You’re such a good friend.

By: Serial

Serial — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:23:58 +0000

Oh wow. Now I have new fantasy material. Better buy new batteries.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:34:05 +0000

Isn’t someone already wearing an “Ohio Loves Me” t-shirt and a “World’s Best Pirate” button?

Besides, I think I’m too poor to buy my own ticket for that concert.

By: Emily

Emily — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:01:46 +0000

Well, 33.333% of me is straight and the remaining 33.333% of me just hates everyone equally.

For instance, this is my reaction to their matching haircuts:

Lesbian me: Who knew that mullets could *ever* be hot?
Straight me: Haha! Tegan and Sara are redneck fags!
Misanthropic me: FUCK MULLETS, FUCK REDNECKS, AND FUCK CANADIAN CITY-DYKES WHO WEAR MULLETS TO LOOK LIKE REDNECKS!

By: Todd

Todd — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:27:25 +0000

Ok, it was only like 9 songs and they were all good, Snooty McHipsterson. Not like your crappy “I found it first, so I’m better than you” bands.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:14:23 +0000

But we could dress like twins and try to have twin-on-twin lesbian sex with them! COME ON!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:11:57 +0000

It could only be more horrifying an experience for you if Spoon and Dashboard Confessional were also opening.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:10:49 +0000

Wow, my comments can automatically produce scrollbars!