It really makes my day to imagine you thinking you’re stepping in whale matter and having no problem with it. I was just reading the Wikipedia article about it and now want to find one of these 100-pound samples to bring to your inevitable “house”-warming party.

Geoff, though. Well, just look at the spelling of his name.

There. I said “ootheca” and “ambergris”. Suck it, Kim. I’m waaaay more pretentious than you are. Twice as much, in fact.

I thought you always hated me because I stole Ryan away from you.

Bwahaha.

It makes me think of ambergris, because for the first 10 or so years of my youth I was confused as to what ambergris looked like and thought it was the foam that broke on the shore. Yes, I grew up at the beach and for at least 10 years thought the shoreline was covered in whale puke on a regular basis.

I’m really just commenting to be pretentious by using words like ambergris.

Also, I’m moving back. As soon as I have more money.

The more I hear about this Colin, the more I like him, but you know my heart will always be with Geoff.

I feel the same way with the unadventurousness. I don’t care for seafood that much, but Kamran’s always trying to talk me into it, and I know that if I order it, I’m just going to pick at it and waste his money. Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with chicken. I consider ordering pork a huge step.