Comments on: Super-Sexy Dance Party!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:39:02 +0000

Isn’t Carroll Gardens or Cobble Hill or Park Slope much preferable to anything above, say, 105? I can’t imagine you living anywhere in Manhattan where there are elevated trains.

I asked my co-worker Tomur if he needs a Kim. His roommate is being deported, and he’s a fashionable Asian guy with snotty taste. You two seem like a perfect match, right? He says he’ll keep you in mind, especially since you have hot friends.

By: Kim

Kim — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:02:48 +0000

Yes ma’am, I’m moving back. So far the only party I have planned for NYC is my big 2-7, during which I will wear a red dress. That’s … the extent of the plan so far.

Currently apartment/job/money hunting and coming up with creative ways to get down there or somehow not die in the streets post-September 1, which is my move-out day of my current place.

Thoughts? Know anyone who needs a … Kim?
Or know anyone with a studio for a grand or less preferably no higher than low 120s (okay, so I think in terms of the East Side … suppose we could go a little higher on the West …)…you know I can’t move to Brooklyn. They won’t have me.

By: Emily

Emily — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:58:08 +0000

Oh, naturally, of course not. Who would?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:26:49 +0000

Yeah, when one of my friends was entering the academy, he was all, “I’m becoming a cop because I love freedom and justice! I want to protect the little guy who needs protecting!” But as soon as he actually became a cop, I realized that he was just in it to be able to conceal a gun in his boot whenever he felt like it.

Not that I blame him.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:22:38 +0000

I especially love that the picture was snapped just as Meredith was about to turn around and say, “Hey, get the hell back to your corner and stop trying to pretend like people like you!”

Are you moving back here OR WHAT? I’m in need of parties. Especially the kind where I feel really awkward.

By: Kim

Kim — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:06:51 +0000

Your photo ‘for posterity’s sake’ just made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.
Please come to my parties.

By: Emily

Emily — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:07:39 +0000

Yeah, I figure that if someone robs me and steals my worthless shit, they are more desperate than I am and are welcome to it. Except my laptop. I seriously need that.

Not cops, Katie. Cop. Singular. So far I’ve only met one decent one, so I’m willing to chalk it up to anomaly. There’s always an exception to the rule.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 18:08:27 +0000

When you go on “Oprah”, please re-enact the Tom-Cruise-jumping-on-the-couch moment and get yourself some proper press. That scene will live on in my mind forever.

The greatest thing about working in the security department of the museum is that when you and your best friend decide to make a scrapbook of all the boys you’ve kissed, you get to print out all the extra-resilient IDs of all the co-workers you kissed and paste them in.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 18:03:18 +0000

It’s interesting to me that anyone robs anyone in NYC. What do I possibly have that anyone could want? A $35 DVD player? A 25″ TV that’s eight years old? A record player and an iPod dock? The neat thing about not owning anything is not having to worry about it, I guess.

But hey, at least you have a healthy dog and a newfound love of cops, right?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:53:59 +0000

That’s so embarrassing. I thought everyone was under the impression that I’m the super-social center of every party. Little did I know that everyone was shaking their heads, knowing I was slinking back into the darkest corner the first chance I got.

You just saved it as blackmail for when I get famous, right?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:48:07 +0000

Maybe you need to watch the video for “Easy Lover” a few more times before you’ll understand. These guys made crazy advancements in black-white relations, no doubt. The bit with the microphone-switching? Brilliant!

Kamran was a little hesitant about going through Jordan’s cabinets at first, so I think this invitation will really open the door for him, literally and figuratively.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:13:48 +0000

I think I was just wearing that to hide all of my new post-low-carb neck fat. But THANKS!

By: Tracey

Tracey — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:53:11 +0000

OMG CUTE little scarf! And it’s tied ’round your neck so expertly.

By: Thrift Store Underwear

Thrift Store Underwear — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:22:53 +0000

God no, not James Frey.. then I have to be on Oprah.

so,, I didn’t really break the swipe card. But, in my defense, those things are freakin’ resilient.

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:27:56 +0000

Wow. Twice in one week? And I thought *I* was having bad financial luck. I guess I’ll stop complaining and just be thankful that I wasn’t robbed twice in one week.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:00:46 +0000

Just so you know, I saved that second picture to my computer, because it made me cackle. When I think of Katie Ett, I think of this scene.

I love you.

By: diana

diana — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:31:02 +0000

firstly, 4 words….phil collins? really? wow. secondly, i must have you two over so that you can rummage through my household cabinets as well…good times.