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By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:03:31 +0000

It’s because girls like bad boys, ISN’T IT?

By: yourtourniquet

yourtourniquet — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:09:04 +0000

I tend to date smokers. I hate everything about smoking.. but I still sometimes like the taste on their mouths, too. I do think it is a psychological thing.

Love that picture.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:32:14 +0000

Yeah, now that we’ve talked about this, I totally blame it on Dave. The first night we went out, he smoked as we walked around the park, and I thought he was the beeeeeeest kisser (though that obviously changed later . . . twice). I said last night that a whole bunch of my kisses were from smokers, but I think it’s actually only four them. They were a good four, though.

You really don’t know what you’re missing. Has Dan ever smoked a single cigarette? It’d be a real bonding experience if you two did that together for the first time just to see how you like kissing each other afterward.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:20:18 +0000

It’s probably an innate farm girl thing. After spending years and years around my dad’s smoking farmer friends, maybe my brain equates smokebreath with manliness and the ability to fix things. Which has nothing to do with being a whore, jerk. Although it does have a lot to do with being a hick, which is maybe worse.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:16:43 +0000

Are you suggesting that I should create a how-to lesson on the many ways to look cool while smoking for this blog? It’s a brilliant idea; teenagers everywhere must be searching the Internet for that daily.

I hate when people write their e-mail addresses this way, but . . . plumpdumpling at unapologeticallymundane dot com.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:11:24 +0000

I totally can’t explain why you love smoke-breath on men. Although, it makes me wonder how many of each of our past kissing partners smoked. Maybe some of your favorites were smokers, which makes you associate smoke-breath with sexiness?

Now that I think of it, I don’t think a SINGLE ONE of the boys I’ve kissed was a smoker. That seems kind of impossible, right? Maybe I don’t know what I’m missing.

By: Moo

Moo — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:17:46 +0000

Because you’re a dirty whore?

I hear holding a knife standing in profile with a dark foreground makes you look awesome.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:09:13 +0000

Oh, god, if only you knew. There are a thousand pictures of me EVERY DAY that are fifteen times worse than this one, but I can’t post them out of sheer embarrassment.

I sort of resemble a little old man, though, right?

By: Thrift Store Underwear

Thrift Store Underwear — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:21:14 +0000

I still want to know how to puff smoke rings from a Churchill cigar, but your flaccid cigarette will have to suffice for now.

also, I’d send you more details on the I QUIT post, but I forgot your email. Maybe I can do it via Facebook.. that seems kinda ineffectual though

By: caropal

caropal — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:45:41 +0000

That’s quite possibly the funniest expression I’ve ever seen you make. Well done.