Comments on: They Poop on the Toilet Seats, and That’s All I Should Have to Say

By: Unapologetically Mundane » The Seat-Smearers Strike Again

Unapologetically Mundane » The Seat-Smearers Strike Again — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:27:24 +0000

[...] I think it’s pretty common to have a favourite stall in the bathroom, but I’m nearly obsessive about mine. I monitor who else is using it, which of the two toilet paper rolls is getting utilized more, what time of day it gets visited for the first time, and so on and so on. These things are especially important considering that I work next to an office of women who POOP ON TOILET SEATS. [...]

By: Nastassia

Nastassia — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:01:59 +0000

Wow, this post made me laugh out loud like crazy at 2am in the morning…good job.

By: Sterling

Sterling — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:00:43 +0000

Yeaaaa. “Low ones.” True. Though not as common as you might think.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:02:38 +0000

It definitely didn’t take your moving to spark our snail mail relationship. We even sent each other letters over the summer after 7th or 8th grade. (I believe that’s how I received the famous Hippie Luv Wagon.)

And the address labels are still in the envelope you sent them in, but it’s only because I’m saving them for my wedding invitations. I naturally want all of my response cards to be sent to your office.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:38:39 +0000

It’s good to remember that it didn’t take me moving to New York to send you all sorts of stupid crap via the USPS. Have you been making good use of those mailing labels?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:21:56 +0000

It’s just that . . . you know . . . Jian is too nice to defend himself, and . . . I have a lot of restroom-related pent up anger.

THEY POOP ON THE SEATS, AARON!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:19:08 +0000

I told Kamran that you gentlemen are always giving each other high fives with your penises in the men’s room, and he claimed that this is a very common thing and that they’re actually referred to as low ones. True or false?

By: Tracey

Tracey — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:10:52 +0000

You can imagine the kinds of passive-aggressive signs I posted on the bathroom mirrors after those incidents.

OMG! Would you believe I still have the restroom sign you printed up and posted in your dorm restroom and then later sent to me via campus mail?

Anyway, I love that you were able to (if only subtlely) get your revenge on that woman.

By: spaghedeity

spaghedeity — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:51:56 +0000

I don’t know if I’ve said this (out loud) before, but . . .

Katie Ett, I think I’m scared of you.

By: Jack

Jack — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:22:15 +0000

Wait, they poop ON the seats??? And I thought we had it bad in the men’s room. Sounds like she got what she deserved though. I think the half-smile actually made it better, since she probably thought you made amends, and would actually hold the door for her. Not!