There are Real People in the Big, Big Trucks

Filed under my uber-confrontational personality

For my best friend Tracey, the only person who will get this:

For everyone else, because you need to be reminded:

There are real people in the big, big trucks
That you flip off when they get in your way
You get so hacked that you pay no mind to the great big sign that says “oversized load”
Do you really think they can go as fast as you in your ’87 Trans Am?
They know you’re in a terrible rush but they’re going just as fast, as fast as they can

– Pedro the Lion, Big Trucks

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  1. Tracey says:

    YES! God, if we could re-experience ONE thing from high school, I think it would have to be Driver’s Ed.

    • plumpdumpling says:

      Mostly just for melting cotton candy in our mouths with soda, right?

      • Tracey says:

        Oh, yeah. And hitting each other with pool noodles. And the pictures you drew in my notebook. And the guy we named Culvert. And our awesome teacher who pretty much represented everything about Circleville all wrapped into one person.

  2. welfy says:

    I have a husband in a big, big truck!

    I miss him. :^(

    • plumpdumpling says:

      Does he have one of these bumper stickers? If not, you have to get him one, because if anyone BRINGS IT, it’s Soop.