Comments on: Why I’m Better Than Everyone Else: Reason #1

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 15 May 2008 23:17:03 +0000

But, like, in a way that you find sort of sexy, right? In a way that you respect and wish to emulate?

By: Beeb

Beeb — Thu, 15 May 2008 22:16:26 +0000

That was mean!

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:54:34 +0000

And what do they do to punish you when you break it?

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:46:26 +0000

Everyone in Ohio is nice. It’s a state law.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:44:19 +0000

Are you insinuating that I was nice when we were back in Ohio?

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:43:53 +0000

Your mama done raised you better than mine did.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:42:07 +0000

I was considering adding the comment link at varying intervals throughout each entry, too, just so you can be reminded at every turn how needy I am.

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:39:22 +0000

The problem with me is that I usually feel horribly guilty after the initial oh-shit-I’m-so-awesome has passed. In this case, though, the smugness went on and on.

I’m sure that once you realize what you should’ve done, you later do it to someone completely innocent, which has to make it ten times the fun.

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:53:05 +0000

Wow, New York has made you kind of bitchy too. I love it!

By: caropal

caropal — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:34:34 +0000

Dude, why can’t I do that?

By: Smail

Smail — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:32:49 +0000

Reason #2:

You use two comment links, so your readers never have to move their mice more than half a screen width.

By: ael88

ael88 — Wed, 14 May 2008 05:23:40 +0000

God, I fucking love you. You do all the right things at all the right times; things that I only realise I should have done hours after the opportunity has passed.