You can sleep on this.

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So, remember how I wanted this cape so badly? Well, in the end, I couldn’t bring myself to sell my liver or loan out my womb for that $1,615, but I did get this for $9:

You wouldn’t believe the looks I get now. I can’t decide if it’s because I rock the thing so hard or if it’s because I resemble a dog bed circa 1969, but either way, I’m pleased.

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